OH, TO BE A DUCK!
Rainy days ahead.. Every time it rained my father used to ALWAYS say... " Great weather for ducks!" As a petulant and disagreeble teenager, I would raise my eyes to heaven and sigh at the constant repetition. Now, like so many of us, I find myself saying the same things as my parents. I even feel like my parents when I say them. I come out with all the classics I swore I'd never burden my children with... The hours sleeping before midnight are the most important. Eat three pieces of fruit every day, otherwise your growth will be stunted.. Close that door, were you born in a tent... Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been! Eat your brocolli, thousands of starving children would! Bored? I was never bored at your age! If I'd talked to my mother the way you talk to me.... Always change your underwear, you never know when you'll be in an accident. I slave for hours over a hot stove and that's all the thanks I get! Because ...